Nico Bauang… pasok!

29 10 2009

Peeling garlic cloves is one of the things I love doing that is tedious, unnecessary and releases my obsessive-compulsive tendencies. It has a certain therapeutic effect on me. But this time, for some reason I thought of Nico Baua, a reporter for ABS-CBN and the funny way he says his name after every report. It all started from there. I introduce, Nico Bauang, my very own field reporter! Enjoy!

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Yes, Ted! Narito po ako sa Club Pilifino kung saan mayroong nagaganap na press conference tungkol sa nalalapit na 2010 presidential elections. Kasama natin ang isang karaniwang mamamayan na mukhang nauubos na ang pasensya sa haba ng pila sa pagrehistro… Sir, ano po ang masasabi n’yo sa sitwasyon ngayon?

Ano ba yan?! Walang sistema! Madaling araw pa lang ako nandito, di ko man lang nasilayan ang gown ni Korima!

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Ted, nandito naman si ex-con..este, ex-president Herap Hestrada… Sir, ano po ang balak n’yo sa mga susunod na buwan?

uhmmm..medyomahirapangdaandahil..hmm..nasamataasnapusisyonang..kalaban.umm.. mgaelitistang…umm…elitista!

…E, sir.. Ano po ang mga nais n’yo na mangyari sa hinaharap?

uhm…I wish for them..mm… many many children!

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Narito naman si Senator NuyNuy.. Senator, ano po ang masasabi n’yo sa mga nagaganap ngayon?

Feeling ko tumanda ako ng ten years!

…mali ata ang napuntahan kong okasyon…

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Ah, ito siguradong di na tungkol sa kasalan… Senator Cheezee, ano po ang mga balak mo para sa 2010?

Ah, Nico at Ted, alam mo ang buhay parang gulong… minsan ako ay bilang ikaw at ikaw ay bilang ako at tayong lahat bilang tayong lahat.

Um..

At kung hindi tayo maging tayo ay walang pupuntahan ang ating pagiging tayo, kaya ko naisipan lumabas na at maging ako dahil ako mismo ang simula ng bagong umagang parating.

@_@

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So, Ted, ito na nga ang mga pangyayari dito sa Club Pilifino, na katabi lang yata ng Simbahan…Ah, medyo nalilito lang ako kung saan bang location talaga ako naka-assign, pero sigurado akong sumasakit na ang ulo ko.

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Nico Bauang, patrol ng Pilipino!

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16 responses

29 10 2009
Rina Simon

laugh trip sobra

29 10 2009
yanangski

hahahahha! ang saya! 😀

30 10 2009
kat

Winnar! ang cute ni nico bauang!

Nye. Si Tambolera pala itohhh. Maraming clap2 sa iyo.

More please. Sana maging series.

30 10 2009
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30 10 2009
thomasmmm

Astig

30 10 2009
dementia

I love it! More more more!

30 10 2009
Karess

ROFLMAO!

31 10 2009
Anna Liza

Nice one,and cute Nico bauang

20 02 2010
basti

the best! one of the best blog i read. ayos!

20 02 2010
estudyanteredux

wow, thanks! what a compliment!
Your blog is interesting as well! Thanks 😀

20 02 2010
zizilia

this has just made my day… Hahaha…

21 02 2010
aeirin

hahaha nice….

26 02 2010
Nikolo Baua

I was laughing so hard when I saw this. =)

26 02 2010
estudyanteredux

🙂 Nice to know I can make people laugh. Thank you!

BTW, is your name really Nikolo Baua?

27 02 2010
Nikolo Baua

Yep, they only shortened it to Niko. One of our bosses thought Nikolo sounded childlike. Ugh. You really draw well. Chiz was a nice touch. I shared it in my fb account, I hope you don’t mind. Thanks!

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